I've been feeling a little grinchy this week -- mostly due to non-Christmas related annoyances -- so it feels good to get my bad haiku on.
Inquiring Minds Want to Know
Santa, why are your
gifts wrapped in the same paper
that Mom and Dad use?
So Be Good for Goodness Sake
Coal for the kids caught
Biting each other
In the Christmas card photo
Twelve days of Christmas?
Good thought, but hard on those with
No avian skills.
(inspired by last night's episode of "The Office")
That's all she wrote, my friends -- and I'm sure that's enough! They don't call them BAD haiku for nothin'.
Join in the fun over at Laura's, and have a happy weekend, my friends.