I would like to apologize for what you are about to see.
Nicole from As Many As We're Given tagged me for a meme in which I was instructed to post a picture of myself RIGHT NOW with NO FIX UP TIME and NO EDITING and oh LORD are you gonna be sorry you asked.
I know this post will have an evening timestamp, but this picture is fresh from my chauffeur duties at 7:30 in the frigid AM. If you want to retain any kind of illusions of my put-together-ness, you must look away now.
You're never fully dressed without a smile. Or at least a coat of lip gloss.
No makeup, frowzy hair, extra comfy sweatshirt, black wool coat, and (the part you can't see) black flare leg yoga pants tucked into patently fake Uggs. You get extra points if you wear yoga pants but don't actually do yoga.
Just to be fair, I snapped a picture of Bun in his early morning glory, and I am not shocked to find that he looks way better than his old mom.
It's the eyes -- don't they look like jewels? Or blueberries? Delish.
Look deep into my eyes. You are powerless to resist.
I think I'm supposed to tag ten people for this, but it is late and I am drooping, so if you are
a) very brave or
b) extremely confident or
c) dermatologically blessed or
d) borderline OCD in your need to fulfill memes for which you have been tagged or
e) in dire need of something - anything - to post . . .
Then I double dog dare you to do it.
I'll let you guess which ones I am. (Hint: the answer is not "all of the above")
Mom, seriously? What does a kid have to do to get some breakfast around here?