After seeing a commercial for "Toddlers and Tiaras" on TLC:
TLC. The Learning Channel. WHAT exactly am I supposed to be learning from this channel?
After seeing the commercial that advertises Chevy's return policy:
I think what they really want to say is 'if you don't like your new Chevy, then you're a Commie. Get out of the country.'
After asking if the 100m butterfly was considered Michael Phelps' best event:
22 medals. I thought they were all considered his best event.
After the boys came down from bed for the tenth time to tell us that Bun had figured out that 6x3 is 3:
6x3 is 18. Good night, Mathletes.
After watching Baby toddle away from the dinner table with a trail of crumbs falling from her pants:
That's so she can find her way back to us from the witch's house.
|Yes, we keep our children in boxes on the lawn.|