Birth Story Haiku

Jen at Conversion Diary is home with her new baby and she's looking for some birth stories to read.  Here's the catch -- they have to be haiku.  Fun!

I'm totally game, so here are my six trips to L&D in 5-7-5 syllabic format:

Francie:

A week overdue

stalled at 4, epidural.

Three hours pushing, birth!

Fiver:

First induction's good,

'til oxygen with tight cord.

All's well in the end.

Sally:

Induction, part two.

Bum epidural, painful!

Born in six minutes.

Bun:

Induction, part three,

But dates were wrong, too early.

Blue boy, NICU bound.

Mopsy:

Induction the fourth.

No drugs, three pushes later,

Holy Week girl!

Baby:

Induction, no drugs.

Convinced a boy is coming,

Surprise! A lovely girl.