This morning, before school:
Me: Look at this house! It is 7:15 in the morning, the kids have been up for ONE SINGLE HOUR and it looks like we've been sacked by Viking raiders. All I do is pick up messes! How does that happen?!
Rob: No honey. SIX people have been up for one hour. This is six people's worth of personal mess crammed into one hour. The house can't handle that kind of time-space manipulation. Don't take it personally.