I just want to say that you seem like such a nice boy, and you are obviously a tremendously talented swimmer. I read an article where you called your mother your hero, and I love to see her face in the stands when you win medal. Such a nice family.
However, could you please remember that halfway around the world there is a neurotic 30-something housewife watching you swim your way into the record books? I have been rooting for you since the beginning, so I know you will take my concerns to heart.
The race tonight? The 100 meter fly? Well dear Lord, I nearly stroked out. 1/100th of a second is close, my friend. I may be sharing too much, but I've had four children and I don't know if my bladder can withstand that kind of stress anymore. Plus, you are totally ruining my cute highlights, what with my hair turning white from watching you swim.
I know you are busy winning more medals than anyone else on the planet, but if you could go back to winning by larger margins, something more along the lines of a body length or more, I would be very appreciative.