Guess what? This guy has a birthday today! Around here, we think this guy is better than sliced bread and toilet paper. I mean, it's nice to have him, the sliced bread, and the toilet paper, but we're willing to forgo quite a bit in favor of this guy.
Happy Birthday, Rob - we love you more than you know. And certainly more than sliced bread and toilet paper.
(Although they are a very close second.)