I've seen these ratings floating around the blogosphere, and I thought I'd give it a whirl. I'll be honest - I was expecting a "G" rating because nobody gets as plain vanilla as yours truly. So imagine my surprise when I saw that parental guidance is recommended for this blog. Rock on! I'm living on the edge! Good thing most of you are parents, or at least adults - you may read on with impunity! (and kids, if you are reading this, make sure you're folding laundry while you're reading. Love, Mom)
Then I saw the words that got me a PG rating: Pain (2x) and Breast (1X). What the *&^&$$#?
Anyone with a blog about kids ought to have the word pain in there somewhere; isn't that in the Mom-blog by-laws or something? And breast? Really? It's not like I called anyone a pain in the breast or anything. Maybe that would have netted me a PG-13. And what about all those times I used the word heck or jerkface or crap? Come on, crap has got to count for more than pain!
So much for my edginess.