There is always a "draw your own picture" section of the test, and their teacher likes them to give her a caption to write on whatever they drew so that she can make sure they understand the concept being taught. You know, in case they aren't the next Norman Rockwell and their pictures look more like Rorschach drawings than anything else.
This was Fiver's picture and dictated caption:
In case you can't make it out, that's him by his bed praying for "mommy to be patient." Nice.
His teacher probably thinks the wheels have come off over here.
But I redeemed myself on this little question and answer section of his classwork. That last question says: Who taught you about Jesus? and he wrote, My mom.
I'm tryin', buddy.