Sunday, August 02, 2009

Funkadelic

I am in a funk. A big funk. I'm like the Mayor of Funkytown lately, and it's not attractive.

So naturally I feel the need to share that with you, my friends. Because what good is a blog if you don't navel-gaze every three or four days?

Of course, I have absolutely NOTHING about which to be funky, but I suspect that is one of the defining features of a funk. You can't put your finger on it, but everything is just a little off.

Know what I mean?

I have a near non-existent drive to blog anything, and for a few days I seriously considered pulling the plug on the whole thing. I really had a strong wish to shut this puppy down, but Rob wisely counseled me to ride it out.

I am supposed to be making up our weekly menu and grocery list, but considering I am still fat no matter what I eat and how much I visit the treadmill, the task has lost some of its luster.

I came online to check out recipes, but instead I am blogging in front of the television, being annoyed by Viagra commercials and the fact that there are now six thousand ESPN channels.

And also the fact that I can see a not-so-fine layer of dust under my television cabinet, which is nobody's problem but my own.

See? Funky.

Help me, my friends. How do you de-funk? Prayer, exercise, chocolate, sitting in a closet, all of the above? I'm open to all suggestions.

18 comments:

  1. I have been trying prayer for my funk/issues. I am thinking of doing some EARLY daily Masses this week...I am hoping for some guidance. I will pray for you too.

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  2. Oh Aimee, I feel ya! I funkify way too much. I usually feel better once I get out of the house by myself...doing ANYTHING. Oh, and wine ;)

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  3. Sounds like you need some alone time...if only for a few hours. And...Rob is right...ride this one out...it will pass. :-)

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  4. Girl, I have been right there, I feel ya'! Don't close down the ole blog--tha's what we'er here for, to help you through funkytown! I think prayer helps, I also think chocolate helps, or at least makes you not care as much! I say get some time by yourself, pray, eat chocolate and know that a bunch of us out here in bloggyland are praying for ya!

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  5. Go get a massage, go for a long walk in the woods alone, get out away from it all and breathe deeply. That's what helps me - the deep inhaling and exhaling - blow out all of the bad and start new again.

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  6. I have been in a funk as well. I am praying and reading the Bible and just trying to bide my time until school starts. I think the kids and I have just had waaaaaaay too much together time. Next summer I am scheduling some camps!

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  7. As someone who has recently and somewhat sucessfully de-funked, I can tell you what worked for me. I agree with the time alone thing, or time with friends, or time away from home and the responsibilities of home. And while chocolate is great, I would suggest a tasty green smoothie - there are a lot of good recipes online, and they are not only tasty they are really good for you, and full of nutrients that give you a natural burst of energy (I love them and have one almost daily).

    Getting out into the sunshine can help. Getting a good amount sleep helps, but that's always easier said than done. A glass of red wine every now and then. And exercise has really helped me, as long as I do it regularly. Prayer, of course. I will remember you in my prayers, and hope that you feel better soon. :)

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  8. I eat ice cream, or exercise, or go shopping. Just as long as I have time alone, I can ususally feel better :) Hope you turn your funk upside down!

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  9. Clean the TV cabinet. At least you can be proud you did something. Anything. Make your menu. You'll save some bucks with which you can indulge in a (small) reward for making your menu.

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  10. I've been there friend. Way too often. All the suggestions here are good ones. I think that just talking/writing about it will help too. So keep on talking. And think of the happy day when you get your package from me! I'm going to mail it today!

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  11. Go buy a Sharpie pen! I have one and it is divine. The only thing that could make it better is if it was purple. I know you love office supplies, so treat yourself.

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  12. In the summer Knoebels park works for me - or a trip to the movie's complete with a healthy bag/tub of popcorm and snow caps!

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  13. Praying works. And resisting the temptation to run away from the kiddies who are driving me nuts. What really works is to drop the "haftas" and spend time with them doing something fun.

    Honestly? my funk usually begins about day 21 and peters out when Aunt Flo shows up, if you know what I mean. This too shall pass...

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  14. What everyone has said! Plus, watch your nutrition, esp trace minerals and B vitamins. Sometimes funk-moods are your body's way of saying: Feed me what I lack!

    But, wait; there's more: To keep my spirits up and always have something to look forward to, I have a Mama's Night In once a week (for me it's Wed night) when Daddy takes over dinner and kids and I just hang out in my room, reading, watching tv, painting my toenails, whatever... by myself. alone. (Often with a glass of wine or a Guinness..) Totally re-invigorating -- and free!

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  15. Praying is good. Chocolate is good. Sarafem is good, if it's PMS that ails you (I get that regularly-scheduled funk...) Music is good--turn on some "girl groups" or whatever gets you moving and dance around with whatever kids will dance with you. Or even dance without them. Turn it up loud while you dust that cabinet, and don't watch any sad movies.

    I'm heading for daily Mass tomorrow, a rare event in summer...will keep you in prayers!

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  16. Anonymous9:57 PM

    When I'm in a funky mood, I hate it. I feel like I'm all alone in the world. And I believe it. I love reading all the great suggestions/replies to this ... thanks for sharing ... I so need to start taking vitamins, too...also, I think it's normal as we hit august with lots of vacations & summer-time activities behind us yet school is inching closer and there are so many emotions wrapped up in all of it...the one thing I keep trying to remind myself when in funk mode, is: "it is ok. these feelings are normal. this too shall pass." just to keep myself calm and not freak out too much...how sweet too about the gal who recommended you go buy a sharpie (knowing you like office supplies)...that was such a sweet suggestion. And you are NOT fat. You are so NOT fat! So splurge and have some wonderful-yummy ice cream or something! Hope to see you sooon ---- DKLoCh

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  17. I see that you are coming out of your funk, so I won't comment too much on that except to say that if you are the Mayor then I am your Vice Mayor.
    And you are not fat, I've seen the pictures to prove it. But I do feel your pain on that. No matter what I eat, what video I smash/walk/burn/or yoga twist no pounds come off. I wish we lived closer. We could go out for wine and chocolate together :)

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  18. Just wanted to let you and Nicole know that I saw a new set of Sharpie pens in Staples. 6 colors!!! Black, blue, red, green, ORANGE AND PURPLE!

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