I am sick, my friends, and at a very inconvenient time, I might point out.
The kids have been passing around different versions of the same cold for a few weeks, but this is something different. This might be some kind of plague.
I have fevers, chills, the shakes, weird sinus pain and pressure, and body aches. I have been in bed for most of the weekend, and I am hoping to kick this bug before I have to gear up with the big Turkey Day prep.
Or else my guests will be mighty surprised to find a Make Your Own Thanksgiving Dinner when they get here.
I'm off to take a combination of over the counter drugs that will hopefully help me get rid of this virus. Or at least just knock me out. That's good too.
See you once my immune system kicks in, my friends.