Francie: Mom? When are we putting all of the new supplies in our pencil boxes? You said we might do it today.
Me (unnecessarily harsh, as usual): Francie! I told you we might do it today, but it might not pan out either. The baby has been cranky, your brother has cross country practice, and it might not happen until tomorrow!
Francie: It's okay, Mom. You know how I get just overexcited around this time in August with all the new supplies in the house and everything. It makes me want to get my backpack all ready. I just love getting ready for school.
We'll never need any kind of DNA testing in this house. She is so mine.