On the ride home from school yesterday, I was taught an interesting grammar lesson:
Me: What did you do in school today?
OG: We made spiders out of pantyhose in art class.
Me: Oh, that sounds cool . . . How do you make them?
OG: Well, first you take a small piece of black pantyho and then . . .
Me: Wait, what do you take a piece of?
OG: You take a small piece of black pantyho. You don't need the whole pantyhose, you just need one piece, so that would be a pantyho.
Me: Yup, that's about what I thought a pantyho might be . . .