Oh, the humanity! Poor Pluto is no longer a "real" planet -- just a dwarf planet. A little part of me is sad to know that something I learned so long ago is no longer considered valid. But secretly I will always think of Pluto as a planet, so take that International Astronomical Union.
Besides, what will I do with the brain space I've devoted to "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies"? Now there is no need for the "Pies" part. Oh, Pluto -- you've been robbed!